What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
14.06.2025 02:42
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
When do you feel most peaceful ever?
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”